Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan //
Chicken Attack Give that back! Otherwise you will regret it! You are going to stop me alone? Who told you I was alone? [angelic yodel] You should know that a man with the power of nature Can bring you to the end of your luck And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye That you’re about to be massively forced to give up! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back before it fades to black They might look harmless but they’ll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky With the power of nature you’re never alone And you can’t let evil run amok every beast every tree follows me to the end And you’re about to be massively Fucked! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back before it fades to black they might look harmless but they’ll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky You’re young and you’re hungry Perhaps short on money I give you this chicken today Its eggs for your dinner Its legs for next winter You won’t have to steal again What a merciful person… Are you able to control all animals? I can control all animals But chickens are the best! Help! Help! My brother was held hostage in a bank robbery in Fujimi! Don’t worry! It’s going to be OK. Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky [ancient yodel of wisdom, peace, and justice] Chicken Attack in theaters 2017 Chicken Attack breaks all box office records Takeo Ischi Stuns On Carnegie Hall Stage B’gawk! Breasts to sink your teeth into! How to clean a fowl mouth – the right chick for you Kanye West to release chicken yodeling album Are Leiderhosen the Next Blue Jeans? SCHMOYOHO To see more chickens in Japan Touch the box with your wing or your hand And you can get the track too, if that’s something that you’d like to do Featuring Takeo Ischi who taught us how
to yodel, next up is The Philippines. In the meantime, check out Trump’s Inauguration song. Thanks for watching and don’t forget to french a chicken today.