Is Charlize Theron Naughty or Nice?
-Charlize, obviously, our set is all decked out here. We’re a few days
away from Christmas. -Don’t say that.
I’m so panicked. I haven’t done any
of my shopping! -Oh, same. Girl, same, same.
-[Laughing] -But I wanna know: Do you think you’ve been naughty or nice this year? -Mm… -We’re gonna find out, actually.
-Oh, okay, okay! -Yes, we’re gonna find out on the Charlize Theron:
Naughty or Nice Quiz. What’s gonna happen is I’m
gonna give you some scenarios and you’re gonna tell me
what you have done or would’ve done
in these scenarios and we’ll determine if you’ve
been naughty or nice! Ahem. Number 1… [ Cheering and applause ] In the past year,
if a guy sent you a drink from across the restaurant,
did you…? A. Smile politely
and give him a nod. B. Lock eyes with him while you poured the entire
drink on the floor. [ Laughter ]
Or C. Drink the whole thing in one sip and ask for another. -I think you know
the answer to that. C.
-Yeah, C! Okay! [ Cheering and applause ] You know what?
I honestly don’t even think that’s naughty. I think that’s still
the nicer option. -I think so, too. I mean,
-Absolutely. -you wanted me to drink it. -It’s rude to waste alcohol. -Yes!
-Absolutely. I’d say you’re very nice.
Okay. Second scenario:
This year, if you accidentally dented a car
in a parking lot, did you…? A. Leave a note
with your contact information. @emilyblunt. Or…
[ Laughter ] B. Put $50 under the wipers. Or C. Set the car on fire. -No, I — [ Laughter ]
A, all the way, yes. No, I believe in karma. You gotta do
the right thing, yeah. So you would leave
your contact information? -Yeah. Yeah.
-Wow! -I have, several times.
-You have?! -Yes.
-You’ve hit many cars? -I — not many, but in my —
in my time, yes. No, you have to do that. That’s just bad juju. -I appreciate that.
-Bad juju. -You’re doing great, so far.
So far, I would say very nice. Don’t you agree?
Very, very nice. -Whoo!
-All right, last scenario, if you’re naughty or nice. This year, if you found out
one of your children was getting bullied
at school, did you…? A. Explain that bullying
often comes from a place of insecurity. B. Call the bully’s parents. Or C. Show up to the bully’s
house with your Oscar, demand to see the kid,
and scream, “This Monster’s about to haunt
your dreams, sucka!” [ Cheering and applause ] -That would be the one. -Yeah. That would be the one.
[ Cheering and applause ] -Don’t mess with my kids!
-Yeah. -Don’t mess with my kids!
-Absolutely. I feel that. I’m gonna determine
that you have been very nice and I know you’re
-Awww. always very nice, so. [ Cheering and applause ]
Thank you so much!