Lie Witness News – 2018 Edition


2018 IS ALMOST ON THE BOOKS. SOMEHOW THIS YEAR WAS EVEN MORE INSANE THAN LAST YEAR. SO MANY CRAZY THINGS TRANSPIRED OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS. WE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH THAT. WE WENT ON THE STREET, WE ASKED PEOPLE ABOUT EVENTS THAT DID NOT OCCUR IN 2018. WE MADE ALL THESE UP. DID THAT STOP ANYONE FROM CLAIMING THEY KNEW ABOUT THEM? LET’S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT’S YEAR-END EDITION OF “LIE WITNESS NEWS.”>>2018 WAS A BIG YEAR, A LOT OF HEADLINES. WE’D LOVE TO GET YOUR REACTION TO SOME OF THE NEWS STORIES FROM THE YEAR. >>OF COURSE. >>THIS WAS THE YEAR THAT SCIENTISTS BROUGHT BACK THE LONG-EXTINCT SABRE TOOTH TIGER. WAS IT SO CUTE TO SEE THE LITTLE TIGER IN THE D.C. ZOO?>>I THINK IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER. I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA NOW. I WAS ABLE TO GO DOWN AND DO ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. IT WAS COOL. >>YOU SAW THE SABRE TOOTH TIGER?>>I DIDN’T PERSONALLY SEE IT BUT I WENT TO THE ZOO, IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER. >>WE SAID GOOD-BYE AT AGE 102 TO WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART. ARE YOU SAD HE PASSED?>>I AM SAD. I DIDN’T LISTEN TO MUCH OF HIS MUSIC BUT HE WAS SUCH A BIG INFLUENCE. >>PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED AND REMOVED FROM OFFICE. WHAT WEREN’T THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SAW THAT FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEING LED INTO JAIL?>>IT WAS SURPRISING. A MAN LIKE DONALD TRUMP, A BUSINESSMAN FROM NEW YORK CITY, A PERSRESIDENT OF THE STATES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN TO HIM AS WELL? NO ONE’S SAFE. >>WHO WERE YOU WATCHING THE NEWS WITH WHEN YOU SAW THAT FOOTAGE?>>A COUPLE OF FRIENDS. WHICH FRIENDS?>>WHO I GO TO SCHOOL WITH. >>THIS WAS A BIG YEAR FOR NASA, A LOT OF BIG THINGS IN SPACE. WE HAVE THE FIRST WOMAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE SUN. WERE YOU EXCITED A WOMAN FINALLY WALKED ON THE SUN?>>YEAH, SUPER COOL WOMEN GET AN OPPORTUNITY AND EQUAL CHANCE TO DO THINGS. >>EVEN IF IT IMMOLATING ON A GIANT GASEOUS STAR?>>YES, I GUESS WE’RE GETTING MORE OPPORTUNITIES AS WOMEN IN GENERAL. TOTALLY. >>THIS YEAR, PRESIDENT TRUMP FIRED A NUCLEAR WARHEAD AT NORTH KOREA. DO YOU THINK WIPING NORTH KOREA OFF THE MAP WAS A GOOD IDEA?>>UM, YES. >>WHAT WEREN’T THROUGH YOUR BIND WHEN YOU SAW THE FOOTAGE OF NUCLEAR BOMBS CS FALLOLOGY NORTH KOREA AND BLOWING IT TO SMITHEREENS?>>I WAS LIKE, IT’S LIT OUT HERE. >>WHO WERE YOU WATCHING IT WITH?>>MY HOMIES. >>ARE YOU EXCITED THE SUPREME COURT LEGALIZED MARRIAGE BETWEEN MEN AND iPHONES?>>IT REALLY DOESN’T BOTHER ME BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE AN iPHONE. YOU KNOW. LIKE I SAY, IF I CAN GET ME A FLIP PHONE, YOU KNOW, I’LL DO IT, YEAH. I DON’T NEED ALL THIS OTHER — IF THEY WANT TO GET MARRIED, LET THEM HAVE AT IT. >>FORMER PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON, BELOVED BY TRUMP, PASSED AWAY THIS YEAR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE YOUR CONDOLENCES TO ANDREW JACKSON’S FAMILY?>>ABSOLUTELY, YES. >>WOULD YOU LIKE TO POUR ONE OUT FOR ANDREW JACKSON?>>REST IN PEACE, ANDREW JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: ANDREW, YOU WILL BE MISSED.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. Am I the only one who laughs at these, and then suddenly feels this overwhelming sadness that this is really how people are?

  2. so Jimmy K, Jimmy F etc….when your audiences clap and shout hysterically in approval when one of your guests makes some remark about …equal pay or climate change etc…..doesn't it embarrass you that they are on par with these people in the vid? all uninformed sheep who buy into the sophistry networks like yours put out with all this misinformation.

  3. This is one of the cons to democracy and voting… Which is having dumbass unaware people like these voting out there🤦🏻‍♂️

  4. Sad commentary on American citizenry. The only reason Jimmy thinks this is funny is because they will all vote democrat! If he thought for one second these dummies were Trump voters, he would not be laughing he would be screaming to raise the minimum voting age.

  5. I can't tell if the original question was wiped and a 'new question' was inserted into the video. or if they were legit, then i'd love to see the recording of all the other questions and responses of "the hell you talking about?" or maybe like reactions of "wait did that actually happen? THAT'S AMAZING!!" And then the response of " no, the President didn't actually go to jail"

  6. God damnit I promise we aren't that dumb here in North Carolina lol. We are dumb for sure because we vote Republican all the time like mindless retards but 99% of us know the sabertooth wasn't brought back lol.

  7. Oh look kids: it's the comedy show for those without a sense of humor. The audience is dead behind the eyes because their soul has been stripped clean. The formulaic attempt at humor appeals to elitists and wannabes that don't dare to look too closely because the joke might very well be on them.

  8. @ Jimmy Kimmel: Just learned that as a result of your insults toward the disabled vet who has organized the GoFundMe goal, he says that there has been an outpouring of threats and insults toward him. I’m not at all surprised, since the Only thing the Dems have left are Insults. So, what’s left of the Left? ….. ZERO. They have zero solutions… Hopefully you’ll inform your viewers that any GoFundMe donor can, if he wants, get a full refund of his money… I replied the following to the GoFundMe email that explained my right to a full refund:: “Even if Congress fully funds the Wall (Dream Away!) I do Not want my contribution returned to me. That is because it gives me much satisfaction to know that whatever results from my contribution, I like to feel that at least an infinitesimally small part of that Wall IS from Me – I am a ‘co-owner’ of that Wall.” ….. Also, when you and other Leftists insult us, it simply causes us to gain more strength. For me, re this latest Dem smear effort, it has caused me to give yet another donation to the Wall GoFundMe.

  9. OMG, if these are the people who voted, it's no wonder Trump can say lies and be believed. I feel sorry for all life on earth, because with the lack of brains, willingness to lie and/or believe lies by these, probably average humans, the earth is screwed. Enjoy life while you can people, it doesn't look like it's going to be going on much longer.

  10. I literally had to stop watching after the first question, I was so embarrassed for the lady that gave the sabertooth tiger response I couldn’t watch the next one. Note: I also had a hard time watching The Office.

  11. I asked my 10 year old grandson how he felt about the first woman to walk on the sun and he quickly said, "Nana, the sun is TOO HOT to land on"!
    He also knew Andrew Jackson has been dead for a long time, that NK was NOT nuked, that the Supreme Court never approved cell phone marriage….. it's just sad how ignorant people are.

  12. Hmmm they messed up about half of these. This segment is supposed to be about getting the people to lie. Like when they got people to share their opinions of fake bands. But in half the clips the interview lady simply lied to see if the people would believe her. Oh well.

  13. I love how everyone says they watched the news with their friends, I’ve never heard of anyone watch the news with their friends like a football game

  14. The 3 psychological reasons these interviews work are: 1. Authority – people respect authority and the questioner implies the interviewee should know what is being asked. 2. Social Proof – People do what they see others doing, when a serious interviewer asks absurd questions, respondents are likely to take the question seriously. 3. Commitment and Consistency – Once people agree to and commit to an answer, they won't back down when questioned further for risk of looking dumb. Now, it likely takes many interviews to find people weak and dumb enough to agree to anything, but sadly it probably isn't too difficult.

  15. OH MAN! TRUMP IN CUFFS GETTING INTO JAIL

    I SURE HOPE THAT DUDE IS FROM THE FUTURE! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

  16. PrAying for 2020 to be a Better year! 🤰🏻💇🏻‍♀️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💍🐶🚗🏘😍❤️👏💁🏻🍷

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