Rejected Thanksgiving Parade Floats with Snoop Dogg
-So, today was Thanksgiving,
which means two things — everyone in America has been
asleep since 3:00 PM, and we had
the Thanksgiving Day Parade. The parade has
so many great floats, but there’s a lot
that don’t make the cut. So I thought we could have
a mini parade for all the floats that weren’t
good enough for the big leagues in our new segment,
“Rejected Thanksgiving Floats.” [ Cheers and applause ] Now, ooh! It is a beautiful
1:45 AM in the morning. How you feeling, Snoop?
-I’m cold in here, man. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let’s watch a parade, shall we?
-Let’s go. -Alright, here comes
the first float. Oh, would you look at that? Yes, it looks like
it’s the Fyre Fest float. -What?
-Yes. -Wait a minute.
-This float is, of course, cut from the parade every year, because it doesn’t look
anything like what the float organizer
said it would look like. -I’m just saying,
where’s the meat? Where’s the beef?
Where’s the meat? -You just got the bread
with the cheese and a bleeding, dehydrated
social media bro who might just perform oral sex
for a bottle of water. -Oh!
-You look desperate. He looks desperate, Snoop. -He looks
desperately seeking Susan. [ Laughter ] -And just like the real
festival, Blink 182 is nowhere to be seen. Alright, next we have the —
Oh, yes, it is the — it’s a flat Earth after all
float. Oh, this is a good one. -Oh, wow. -Always a fan-favorite. This float celebrates
flat Earth theory that is spreading, ironically,
around the world. Do you think the Earth is flat,
Snoop? -♪ It’s a flat world after all ♪
-Mm-hmm. I mean, sure.
Believe whatever you want — the world is flat,
vaccines are poison, the moon is made of milk. Nothing matters. Speaking of
not mattering anymore, I think you’re gonna like
this one. This next float is about
rapper T.I. Let’s bring it out.
[ Audience shouting ] It’s the T.I.’s holiday
gynecologist appointment. [ Cheers and applause ] What do you think of this one? -[ Laughs ] -This rejected float shows —
-That’s funny. [ Laughter ] -Shows a beloved
T.I. family tradition when his daughter’s gynecologist
tells him that she’s a virgin. Whoa. I mean, that’s kind of
weird, don’t you think, Snoop? -Hey, man. It’s Thanksgiving. [ Laughter ] -Alright, what we go up next? I think you’ll
really like this one, actually. I think it’s gonna be
your favorite. This is our 420, a Danksgiving,
celebration float. -Oh, let’s see it.
-Let’s bring it out. [ Cheers and applause ] This float is a salute to
getting high and staying high and should be out here
any minute. -In five, four, three, two…
-Oh. -♪ Buh, buh-da, ba ♪ -Oh, it looks like, Snoop, you forgot to finish the float
again. -What happened?
-I think — I think that they were so high
they didn’t finish the float. -You alright? You good? -I’m fantastic.
You just — You messed up. -I mess– No, let me
tell you something. Look here, partner.
I don’t mess up. One thing I can tell you
is two things for sure, you done messed up. -Okay, I’ll take that and I’ll
tell the producers I messed up. -Okay. Attaboy.
-Yeah, you better. And you tell them we want
a season two of this show. -That’s right.
-You take that back there, too. [ Cheers and applause ]
-That was “Rejected Thanksgiving Floats.”