Snoop Dogg Takes Credit for Creating Kylie Lip Kits


-So, Snoop, your newest album
is called “I Wanna Thank Me.” -Right.
-And in honor of that, I thought what could be fun
is if I give you a few things that have nothing
to really do with you but if you could just
take credit for them. -Oh, well, a lot of people have
been doing that for many years, so I’d love to do it.
-Okay. Amazing. So, the first thing I would
love for you to take credit for is dinosaur extinction. -Oh, yes,
I did that many years ago. Uh, 1800 BC, I decided
to make dinosaurs extinct ’cause I was like, “I’m tired
of y’all flying around and messing up stuff,
so be gone.” -All right. What about — What about taking credit
for Kylie Lip Kits? -Oh, man, the Kylie Lip Kits.
Let me tell you, man. One night, I got into a fight,
and I slapped somebody in the mouth,
and their lip swole up. And I said, “Man, you know what?
That’s gonna be a great thing. You know,
we’re gonna sell this, man.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Okay. What about something
millennials love? What about avocado toast? -Avocado toast. Look. Let me tell you
how I created this. One night,
I was sitting back right, and everything
just went all green. So I grabbed some avocados
and I grabbed some bread. I put them together.
Put the toast in the toaster. Pulled it out,
slapped the avocado on top. And I said, “Voilà.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Okay. A few more. A few more. Tell me how you created AirPods. -Well, I created AirPods
just being in the air one day. I was flying,
and I had my iPod on. And I said, “You know what
would be a great invention? AirPods.” -Two more. Two more. Tell me how you created
“Frozen 2.” -Now, see, this is
the difficult part. [ Laughter ] After I did “Frozen 1″… I was telling myself… “Let it go.” But I couldn’t, so I had to come
back and create “Frozen 2.” -Last one. Last one. Tell me how you created — You know, I’m from Toronto.
Six Side. Tell me how you created Drake. -Well, Drake was one of my early
experiments that I created. I was experimenting
with trying to make a musician that could sing, that could rap, that was different,
that was fly, that was from
a different country. So I took a lot of DNA from
here, and I put it all together, and I said, “One, two, three,
four, five, six. Bang. There’s Drake.” -Oh. I love it.
Thank you. Thank you. Now, you’re about to
take your album on tour. Is that correct?
-Yes. -What can we expect? And also
how do you remember all — You have so many songs. -Well, actually, I really don’t
remember a lot of my songs, so maybe about three years ago,
I invested in a teleprompter. On some real [bleep],
because I had to, because I didn’t wanna be on
stage where I forget my lines. [Bleep] like that
wouldn’t be cool. So certain words
and certain things about the song get me back on.
It’s like riding a bicycle. So I have to have a teleprompter
positioned on stage for certain songs. Like, some songs,
I just know them front to back. But then there’s some songs
that’s like 22 years old. Like, come on, man.
22 years ago? And then I made a song,
like, last week. And I’m like, “Well, how
the [bleep] am I supposed to remember 22 years
plus last week? Hey, man, hey.
Get me a teleprompter. Now put them words up there
for me. You know what
I’m talking about?” -So, can we expect you to be
handing out joints, as well, on that tour?
Should we all be there or what? [ Cheers and applause ]
What do you think? -Well, you know, when I tour, I like to be up-close
and personal. I like the experience
to be one-of-a-kind. I like for people to leave there
feeling like they’re even more personal with me
and more closer to me. So we definitely
have parting gifts, and we have things
to get you right. -I love it so much.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. I'm LITTERLY watching you on tv your wearing a blue jacket, black shirt, white pants, and your hair is down. You whipped your hair while turning. Love u Lily . Can you tell me if i got because I did.

  2. Lilly's "humor" is slightly above average Instagram "comedy".
    It is extremely derivative and appeals to ignorant/stupid people.

  3. Drew Gooden was right; I think they added some of the laughter in post production or the audience was instructed to laugh more. I mean the segment was okay and a little funny, but the audience laughed like every 10 seconds. The audience laughed even when Lily and Snoop did not say anything funny.

  4. I felt like I watched a 15 year old talking to Snoop with these daydream scenarios. Okay just 3 more more, 2 more 2 more, alright just one more one more. Hearing that hurt my soul

  5. BEST SHOW EVER!!❤ Fresh and chill! I've Never seen Guests being this comfortable with any Other host! Thank you for bringing all this Amazing content!❤❤❤

  6. A lot of hate in these comments but there are a ton of us who love you, Lilly! Keep going, don't pay attention to the haters.

  7. I just realised that is snopp dogg shaved hi head and stop wearing glasses he will look exactly like a twin brother of will smith

  8. For those who don’t like her show or her, I don’t really get why people cant just leave constructive criticism that the staff can actually use to improve the show. Why do the negative comments have to be so mean and personal. I get that that’s what you sign up for n all but is it necessary?! If you don’t like it and have nothing mature to say just move on man. Sheesh.

  9. This show is just like the show Zach Galifianakis gets at the end of the Between Two Ferns movie and bails on. Fake as fuck, not funny and dumb

  10. This is the least funny thing I think I’ve ever seen in my life, please stop doing this show, the world will for sure be a better place without it

  11. Can we stop acting like women are as good at hosting talk shows as men they just aren’t as funny its science there are some thing men are better at women need to realize this

  12. Love Lilly, but show is not organic, no room for authentic connection, feels forced and rushed. Lilly is better than what she's presenting

  13. this show fucking sucks, i reckon she will be on for another 2 months and then the company running the show will toss her out

  14. The show… look Lily has a successful YouTube Chanel for a reason but with this show? Like everything just seems so unnatural, the joke kind of stink, the guests have more TV present and personality than Lilly in this show. It just seems scripted and not in a good way. Man idkkkkk. Just my opinion

  15. So the entire bit is relying on her famous and funny guests to do the show for her so she doesn’t have to be funny?

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