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Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time
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Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time

BEING A LATE NIGHT HOST REQUIRES READING A LOT OF HEADLINE, HONESTLY, THAT GETS EXTREMELY DEPRESSION– DE PRESSING VERY FAST. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE SOME OF TODAY’S HEADLINES AND PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THEM. I’M GLAD YOU GUYS

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Whose Slime Is It Anyway? (Holiday Edition)
The Roast of Santa Claus
Key & Peele – Puppy Dog Ice-T
Billie Eilish on Dealing with Fame, Being Present & Turning 18
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Billie Eilish on Dealing with Fame, Being Present & Turning 18

>>Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>YOU TOO, HOW YOU DOIN’?>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR ALBUM WITH MY KIDS THIS MORNING, AND WE ALL KIND OF ENJOYED IT. ONE OF THE SONGS “WISH YOU WERE GAY”, I WAS

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Starbucks Theater: An Iditarod Love Story (ft. Max Greenfield)
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Starbucks Theater: An Iditarod Love Story (ft. Max Greenfield)

I’M HERE OUTSIDE THIS STARBUCKS IN LOS ANGELES, MOST ASPIRING WRITERS GO TO WORK ON THEIR SCREEN LAY BUT WHAT HAS BECOME A JAMES CORD ENHOLIDAY TRADITION, I WILL GO INSIDE AND MAKE ONE OF THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE BY

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Jimmy Kimmel & Jim Parsons Present the Funniest Words
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Jimmy Kimmel & Jim Parsons Present the Funniest Words

RESEARCHERS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAVE — ACCORDING TO THEM, THEY’VE SCIENTIFICALLY IDENTIFIED THE FUNNIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND THAT WORD IS “BOOTY.” MAYBE THAT’S FUNNY IN ENGLAND. BUT I’M NOT SURE THAT IT’S THAT FUNNY OVER HERE.

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Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity
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Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LAST NIGHT WE WITNESSED HISTORY AS BARACK OBAMA DELIVERED HIS STIRRING FAREWELL ADDRESS, JOINING THE PANTHEON OF PRESIDENTS IN CELEBRATING NOT ONLY

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