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Best News Bloopers May 2017
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Best News Bloopers May 2017

The deadline for the Senate bill to pass is just a week and a half away. And then representative…(fire truck and ambulance horns are heard while the reporter is inaudible) Best News Bloopers May 2017 News Be Funny To nap

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Lie Witness News – 2018 Edition
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Lie Witness News – 2018 Edition

2018 IS ALMOST ON THE BOOKS. SOMEHOW THIS YEAR WAS EVEN MORE INSANE THAN LAST YEAR. SO MANY CRAZY THINGS TRANSPIRED OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS. WE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH THAT. WE WENT ON THE

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Tori Kelly Performs ‘Sorry Would Go A Long Way’
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Tori Kelly Performs ‘Sorry Would Go A Long Way’

>>Stephen: HER NEW ALBUM, “INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS,” CAME OUT FRIDAY. PERFORMING “SORRY WOULD GO A LONG WAY,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TORI KELLY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DON’T SEEM TO WANNA HOLD ME LIKE YOU

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Fox News Can’t Contain Bernie Sanders
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Fox News Can’t Contain Bernie Sanders

>>Stephen: THE BATTLE OF TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS CONTINUES. LAST WEEK, THE ADMINISTRATION BLEW PAST CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS’ APRIL 10 DEADLINE. THEY WERE SO MAD THAT THE DEMOCRATS SET A NEW DEADLINE. YEAH. IT’S LIKE THE OLD SAYING: “FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME

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At This Point in the Broadcast: Chip Cards
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At This Point in the Broadcast: Chip Cards

-Now if I may, there’s something I need to get off my chest. This morning, I went downstairs to get my cup of coffee, and when I went to swipe my credit card to pay, the machine told me that

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The News – An ASP Short
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The News – An ASP Short

In international news There’s been reports of a war in Alberkastania Susan? Yes… there is a war here. Allllright Susan… Thanks for checking on that. Now, our next report: Are perverts… Are perverts… …bad for kids? A controlled study… A

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Lie Witness News – Crisis in Wakanda
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Lie Witness News – Crisis in Wakanda

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE “BLACK PANTHER”? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT’S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE WORLD. “BLACK PANTHER” HAD THE BIGGEST OPENING WEEK OF ANY MARVEL MOVIE EVER EARNED MORE THAN $520 MILLION

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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High
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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE

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Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’
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Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT

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“My Red Carpet Trauma” – TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny) 2015