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Ashley or Mary-Kate?
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Ashley or Mary-Kate?

– THERE’S SOMETHING ON BUZZFEED THAT SAYS THAT TWINS HATE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU. THERE–‘CAUSE PEOPLE MUST SAY THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME. WHICH IS WHAT? – WELL, FOR US, I THINK IT’S MORE LIKE, “ARE

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Ellen & Andy Visit the ‘IT’ Haunted House
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Ellen & Andy Visit the ‘IT’ Haunted House

As you know, we tape this show on the Warner Brothers lot. And Warner Brothers has a new Halloween tour. So I offered to go through the house from the movie IT. And then I volunteered Andy Lassner to go

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Kris Jenner’s Ongoing Support for Son-in-Law Kanye West
Ed O’Neill Has the Worst Celebrity Recognition Skills Ever
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Ed O’Neill Has the Worst Celebrity Recognition Skills Ever

Hey, Ed. What’s happening? It’s a little early birthday gift for you. Oh, wow. Just what effort you went to. That’s from right on the lot, Pequito Mas. [LAUGHS] It was easy. Thank you so much. That’s so nice of

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Ellen and tWitch Play a New Game: ‘Fill in the Blanking News’
Extended Cut: Ellen and Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins Play ‘Fortnite’
Ellen’s Got Good News
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Ellen’s Got Good News

– YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THAT NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS. WELL, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. GOOD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS, AND THE GOOD NEWS IS– THAT’S WHAT I GOT FOR Y’ALL TODAY IS GOOD NEWS. [cheers and applause]

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Jake Tapper Keeps Interrupting Ellen with Breaking Fashion News
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Jake Tapper Keeps Interrupting Ellen with Breaking Fashion News

It is Friday. And that means that it’s– [INAUDIBLE] Yes, Mary? I’m talking. I know. You have some breaking news. Oh, really? Yeah. Well I’m being told that we have some breaking news from backstage. Let’s go to our backstage

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Breaking News: ‘Finding Dory’
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Breaking News: ‘Finding Dory’

Last night I got to see the first full screening of Finding Dory that was my first time seeing it.>>[APPLAUSE] >>And it’s so good. I mean they have been working on it for three years and finally it’s done pretty

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Breaking News on Ellen’s Show