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Jenna Dewan Is Having A Boy, According To Kelly Clarkson
The Muppets Present Great Moments in American History – Full Declaration Show at Magic Kingdom
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The Muppets Present Great Moments in American History – Full Declaration Show at Magic Kingdom

♪ ♪ ♪ (Bell ring sounds) (J.J) Hear ye! Hear ye! (J.J) I’m James Jefferson, the town crier of Liberty Square! (J.J) But, my friends call me J.J! (J.J.) Gather around! Gather around! ♪ (Patriotic themed music) ♪ ♪ (Patriotic

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Emily and Murph Present: HOT DATE, THE TV SHOW (Full Episode)
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Emily and Murph Present: HOT DATE, THE TV SHOW (Full Episode)

– Hey guys, it’s Murph, and Emily, coming to you from the floor of the most beautiful corner of our apartment. – I’m telling ya babe, we got the Dragon Ball Z… – Oh, it’s so tasteful. – Tasteful Dragon

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KISS CURRENCY
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KISS CURRENCY

Yeah, I’ve kissed a girl before [she] just goes to a different school. SHUT UP!!! What a nice day. Oh hey there miss, would you like one of my hot pretzels? Sure why not? Got a nice big one for

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The Kids Present Their Ideas In Mr. Frond’s Class | Season 9 Ep. 3 | BOB’S BURGERS
Albert Wesker’s Christmas Message (A D.C. Douglas, Jonathan Wrathborne, Lily Popova Present)
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Albert Wesker’s Christmas Message (A D.C. Douglas, Jonathan Wrathborne, Lily Popova Present)

>>WESKER: I simply love Christmas. On the first day of Christmas Capcom gave to me a broken condom bastard named Jake. On the second day of Christmas Capcom gave to me two neptunes gnawing and a broken condom bastard named

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The Big Bang Theory: Raj receives Emily’s present | 9×18
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The Big Bang Theory: Raj receives Emily’s present | 9×18

Hey, guys. Hey, Penny. I really appreciate you helping me with this. I don’t know what to do. Oh, sure. Let me see it. See what? I hadn’t spoken to Emily since I broke up with her, and she left

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PRESENT DAY PRINCESSES | SketchSHE
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PRESENT DAY PRINCESSES | SketchSHE

Bell? Oh, yes. You don’t. You don’t really look much like your Tinder profile do you? Oh. That is you? That is me, yes. From. Uhm. From many years ago. Centuries ago? (Laughing) It was… Something happened and uhm, and

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Noah’s Christmas Present Problems! | SuperHero Kids
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Noah’s Christmas Present Problems! | SuperHero Kids

– [Announcer] This is a paid advertisement for Walmart. – Welp, it’s the time of year again. Trying to figure out what Noah wants for Christmas. – We do the same thing every year. We run around, buy toys, just

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