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Worst News Doctor
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Worst News Doctor

so mr. Lyon yeah how’s it going my name is dr. Keith Lee air house Google all right yeah keep it up with a football see all right well I suppose I should get right to it ah I called

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Slow Jam the News with Senator Kamala Harris
Trump’s National Emergency Broadcasting System
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Trump’s National Emergency Broadcasting System

Captioning sponsored by CBS WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE.>>BONG, BONG, BING, BING. BONG, BONG, BING, BING. THIS IS A TEST OF THE BROADCASTING SYSTEM. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. ( APPLAUSE ) CARAVAN,

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“ROYAL WEDDING” — A Bad Lip Reading
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“ROYAL WEDDING” — A Bad Lip Reading

***You can turn these captions off and on with the CC button So, how many animals would you say you’ve probably killed? You think I’ve kept count? Absolutely. 1,693 Giraffes You all right? Not yet Do you need a pen?

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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

And now in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here’s some bullshit that happened somewhere today. We’ve got some footage here of the bullshit which began just after 3 o’clock this afternoon when residents in this neighborhood

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Emoji News
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Emoji News

THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWSCENTERREE WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS. WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS? ANYBODY? WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS

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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach
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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach

-Now, if I may, there’s something that I need to get off my chest. A couple friends started an e-mail chain with the intention of organizing a trip to the beach next weekend. And I usually don’t air my personal

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News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 2 “Bad Things? That’s News To Me”
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News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 2 “Bad Things? That’s News To Me”

Tonight: Is someone listening in on your phone calls? Probably at least one person because you called someone instead of texting them and that’s why everyone hates you. And how young is too young to start drinking alcohol? This drunk

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Best News Bloopers May 2017
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Best News Bloopers May 2017

The deadline for the Senate bill to pass is just a week and a half away. And then representative…(fire truck and ambulance horns are heard while the reporter is inaudible) Best News Bloopers May 2017 News Be Funny To nap

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Tori Kelly Performs ‘Sorry Would Go A Long Way’
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Tori Kelly Performs ‘Sorry Would Go A Long Way’

>>Stephen: HER NEW ALBUM, “INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS,” CAME OUT FRIDAY. PERFORMING “SORRY WOULD GO A LONG WAY,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TORI KELLY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DON’T SEEM TO WANNA HOLD ME LIKE YOU

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