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Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time
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Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time

BEING A LATE NIGHT HOST REQUIRES READING A LOT OF HEADLINE, HONESTLY, THAT GETS EXTREMELY DEPRESSION– DE PRESSING VERY FAST. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE SOME OF TODAY’S HEADLINES AND PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THEM. I’M GLAD YOU GUYS

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Starbucks Theater: An Iditarod Love Story (ft. Max Greenfield)
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Starbucks Theater: An Iditarod Love Story (ft. Max Greenfield)

I’M HERE OUTSIDE THIS STARBUCKS IN LOS ANGELES, MOST ASPIRING WRITERS GO TO WORK ON THEIR SCREEN LAY BUT WHAT HAS BECOME A JAMES CORD ENHOLIDAY TRADITION, I WILL GO INSIDE AND MAKE ONE OF THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE BY

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Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity
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Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LAST NIGHT WE WITNESSED HISTORY AS BARACK OBAMA DELIVERED HIS STIRRING FAREWELL ADDRESS, JOINING THE PANTHEON OF PRESIDENTS IN CELEBRATING NOT ONLY

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Small Town Big News: Anti-Trump Books Disappearing From Idaho Library
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Small Town Big News: Anti-Trump Books Disappearing From Idaho Library

SOMETIMES IT’S NICE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THE BIG NATIONAL HEADLINES, AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE OVERLOOKED LOCAL STORIES. WHICH I DO IN MY BRAND NEW LONG-RUNNING SEGMENT “SMALL TOWN BIG NEWS.”>>BIG NEWS!>>Stephen: TONIGHT’S “SMALL TOWN BIG NEWS”

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Stephen Falls Victim To CNN’s ‘Fake News’
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Stephen Falls Victim To CNN’s ‘Fake News’

TODAY, THE PRESIDENT WAS IN OHIO TALKING ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE. CHECK YOUR CALENDARS. IT’S ALWAYS INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK. AND TALKING ABOUT CONSTRUCTION BROUGHT BACK HAPPY MEMORIES.>>THAT IS WHAT I DO, IS, I BUILD. I WAS ALWAYS VERY GOOD AT BUILDING. IT WAS

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Stephen and Run the Jewels Present “The Halloween Wiggle”
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Stephen and Run the Jewels Present “The Halloween Wiggle”

like halloween i love it’s great you know the one thing the halloween lacks is that there’s no uh there’s no really good halloween like novelty songs at night there’s the monster mash yeah that’s a good one but that’s

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When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It
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When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING “LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK INTO…

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Trump Isn’t Feeling Fox News Like He Used To
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Trump Isn’t Feeling Fox News Like He Used To

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THERE’S BEEN A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT IN THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. LAST NIGHT, TWO UKRAINIAN ASSOCIATES OF RUDY GIULIANI– YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT’S PERSONAL LAWYER– WELL, THEY WERE ARRESTED. THE TWO HAD BEEN SUBPOENAED

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