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Wind Cancer, Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18
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Wind Cancer, Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

This, is a picture of Aquaman. Tontons, Mr. President! This is a beloved species. Okay, i’m a little lost, but I like the direction you’re going in so let’s just do key of Dm…and…go! This is Ronald reagan of course

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Santa’s Worst Present Ever
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Santa’s Worst Present Ever

>>OH HONEY! THIS IS THE PERFECT PRESENT!>>I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE TRYING TO BARBECUE OUTSIDE. WHAT WITH US LIVING IN THE FRIGID NORTH AND ALL.>>YOU’RE SO THOUGHTFUL. NOW OPEN YOUR PRESENT!>>OH ALL RIGHT! LET’S JUST SEE WHAT WE HAVE

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Trump Lies and Stonewalls as Impeachment Inquiry Ramps Up: A Closer Look
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Trump Lies and Stonewalls as Impeachment Inquiry Ramps Up: A Closer Look

-White House officials are stonewalling the impeachment inquiry as Republicans shift their defense of the president. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] We’ve established this repeatedly, but it’s worth remembering as

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Billionaires Freak Out About Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders: A Closer Look
John Oliver Is Trying to Educate Trump Through Commercials on Fox News
AMG News: Definitely Not Fake News
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AMG News: Definitely Not Fake News

It’s time for another edition of AMG News. Definitely not fake news. We’re news that’s local, hard-hitting, somewhat relevant, and Midwestern late-breaking and definitely not fake featuring Nick Baguette Laura Wilmes and Daniel Beene. Welcome to AMG news I’m your

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House Holds First Public Impeachment Hearing into Trump: A Closer Look
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Enjoy An Intimate Coffee
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Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Enjoy An Intimate Coffee

♫ Jared Kushner came to town riding in his Audi ♫ Now he works in the White House ♫ And everybody loves him ♫ He even gets to wear a badge – Oh my God. Hi honey, I’m sorry, you

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Very Thin Ice: 10 years of Auto-Tune the News & Songify This
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Very Thin Ice: 10 years of Auto-Tune the News & Songify This

very thin ice (echoing from the depths of ancient youtube chambers) at the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast oh snap, how fast? many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years

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