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Annoying Orange DIES!!! (Supercut)
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Annoying Orange DIES!!! (Supercut)

– Knife. (Orange screams) (fruits scream) – Hey, guess what, Tomato. – What, what is it? – You’re a vegetable again. – You really mean it? – Yeah, they just announced it on the news. You’re not a fruit anymore.

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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

And now in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here’s some bullshit that happened somewhere today. We’ve got some footage here of the bullshit which began just after 3 o’clock this afternoon when residents in this neighborhood

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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach
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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach

-Now, if I may, there’s something that I need to get off my chest. A couple friends started an e-mail chain with the intention of organizing a trip to the beach next weekend. And I usually don’t air my personal

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Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. // Auto-Tune the News #6
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Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. // Auto-Tune the News #6

Gentlewoman from Minnesota is recognized for 1 minute. Hey-ohhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let’s get our debate on–1,2,3! It is time to stand up and say: We get to choose! We get to choose! It’s one of the two: Liberty

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At This Point in the Broadcast: Chip Cards
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At This Point in the Broadcast: Chip Cards

-Now if I may, there’s something I need to get off my chest. This morning, I went downstairs to get my cup of coffee, and when I went to swipe my credit card to pay, the machine told me that

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The News – An ASP Short
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The News – An ASP Short

In international news There’s been reports of a war in Alberkastania Susan? Yes… there is a war here. Allllright Susan… Thanks for checking on that. Now, our next report: Are perverts… Are perverts… …bad for kids? A controlled study… A

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Hitler Bunker Broadcasts
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Hitler Bunker Broadcasts

Pauvre vieil homme. Arrête de m’appeler comme ça, maudit crétin. Bon, c’est vrai que ça peut faire mal, mais il ne peut dénier que c’est la vérité. COMMENT OSES-TU TE MOQUER DE TON CHER LEADER ? (Risitas) Tu ne peux

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At This Point in the Broadcast: Business Cards
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At This Point in the Broadcast: Business Cards

-Now, I wanna continue with the rest of this show. But if can take a second, there is something that I need to get off my chest. This morning, I’m in the elevator. I’m having a perfectly pleasant conversation with

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At This Point in the Broadcast: Casual Pleasantries
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At This Point in the Broadcast: Casual Pleasantries

-Sorry to do this, but if I may, there’s something that’s been bothering me that I need to get off my chest. I’m in the elevator earlier today, just me and this one other guy, and when he gets off

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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Gym
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At This Point in the Broadcast: The Gym

-If I may, before we move on in the show, there’s something that’s been bothering me that I need to get off my chest. I went for a run the other day. It started to rain. So, I popped into

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