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Emily and Murph Present: HOT DATE, THE TV SHOW (Full Episode)
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Emily and Murph Present: HOT DATE, THE TV SHOW (Full Episode)

– Hey guys, it’s Murph, and Emily, coming to you from the floor of the most beautiful corner of our apartment. – I’m telling ya babe, we got the Dragon Ball Z… – Oh, it’s so tasteful. – Tasteful Dragon

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KISS CURRENCY
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KISS CURRENCY

Yeah, I’ve kissed a girl before [she] just goes to a different school. SHUT UP!!! What a nice day. Oh hey there miss, would you like one of my hot pretzels? Sure why not? Got a nice big one for

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Noah’s Christmas Present Problems! | SuperHero Kids
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Noah’s Christmas Present Problems! | SuperHero Kids

– [Announcer] This is a paid advertisement for Walmart. – Welp, it’s the time of year again. Trying to figure out what Noah wants for Christmas. – We do the same thing every year. We run around, buy toys, just

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FOX News Guest ERUPTS
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FOX News Guest ERUPTS

Rat Eggs Demon Eggs Dog Eggs Chris. It’s all the same. Soapy eggs Slimy, Grimy, Twisted Eggs Chris, listen man, um Generally you’re a pretty good guy You can’t possibly think there’s a difference but I’m being dead serious with

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Sketchbook Tour: Past & Present
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Sketchbook Tour: Past & Present

Hello! Okay, so I’m moving to New York and I’ve been in the process of packing and cleaning out my room, and what not And while doing so, I discovered a whole, huge stack of really old, dusty sketchbooks. And

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Santa’s Worst Present Ever
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Santa’s Worst Present Ever

>>OH HONEY! THIS IS THE PERFECT PRESENT!>>I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE TRYING TO BARBECUE OUTSIDE. WHAT WITH US LIVING IN THE FRIGID NORTH AND ALL.>>YOU’RE SO THOUGHTFUL. NOW OPEN YOUR PRESENT!>>OH ALL RIGHT! LET’S JUST SEE WHAT WE HAVE

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The Present – Epic NPC Man (NPC rivals making amends) | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)
Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Enjoy An Intimate Coffee
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Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Enjoy An Intimate Coffee

♫ Jared Kushner came to town riding in his Audi ♫ Now he works in the White House ♫ And everybody loves him ♫ He even gets to wear a badge – Oh my God. Hi honey, I’m sorry, you

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